Toni Morrison’s vagina is really speaking to me
The best game
And the award for most relevant band to my life right now goes to Snow Patrol
I just remembered that I ordered girl scout cookies like 2 weeks ago and they will be coming soon and I got more excited than I have been in a week
Sofia Vergera is my spirit animal.
Asking me what’s my favorite food is probably the hardest question you could ever ask me
Not that it really mattered in the first place
because I was going to call Beyonce’s and Jay-Z’s child Babeyonce for the rest of my life anyway, but Blue Ivy is a stupid name.
UPDATE
I just sprayed a gallon of bleach at it so maybe it’s dead?
UGH there’s a MONSTER in my bathroom and it wedged its way into a weird crevice so I can’t smash it to death with my swiffer from the safety of my bedroom AND I DONT HAVE BUGSPRAY MY LIFE IS SO HARD UGH.
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A sassy piece of class.
